Real Men
Joe Jackson
Real Men by Joe Jackson (released in 1982) appeared in 26 of the 27 editions of the NPO Radio 2 Top 2000. Its highest chart entry was position 247 in 2003. The song first appeared on the list in 2000 and is still on it in 2025.
Chart history
All positions by edition
| Edition | Position |
|---|---|
| 2025 | 1042 |
| 2024 | 951 |
| 2023 | 989 |
| 2022 | 940 |
| 2021 | 868 |
| 2020 | 825 |
| 2019 | 773 |
| 2018 | 894 |
| 2017 | 703 |
| 2016 | 700 |
| 2015 | 591 |
| 2014 | 597 |
| 2013 | 592 |
| 2012 | 605 |
| 2011 | 681 |
| 2010 | 653 |
| 2009 | 593 |
| 2008 | 512 |
| 2007 | 788 |
| 2006 | 604 |
| 2005 | 554 |
| 2004 | 378 |
| 2003 | 247 |
| 2002 | 397 |
| 2001 | 419 |
| 2000 | 356 |
More by Joe Jackson
- Is She Really Going Out With Him? (Live) best position 191
- Be My Number Two best position 435
- Steppin' Out best position 1330
- Happy Ending best position 1663
- A Slow Song best position 1671
How the song fared
On average, Real Men was at position 663.5 in the 26 editions in which it was on the list. Its lowest chart entry was position 1042 in 2025. It reached the top 10 0 times and the top 100 0 times. The longest consecutive run was 26 editions (up to and including 2025). The biggest rise came in 2008: from position 788 to position 512 (+276). The biggest fall came in 2018: from position 703 to position 894 (-191). In 2025, the song was at position 1042 (in 2024: position 951).
Compared with all songs
In total, 4,925 different songs have appeared in the Top 2000. With 26 editions, this song shares that score with 163 other songs, and 531 songs were on the list in more editions. There are 749 songs that have ever ranked higher than position 247.
Also released in 1982
104 other songs from 1982 are in the Top 2000. The highest chart entries:
- Private Investigations – Dire Straits best position 7
- Africa – Toto best position 8
- Old And Wise – The Alan Parsons Project best position 8
- De Boer Dat Is De Keerl – Normaal best position 9
- Oude Maasweg – The Amazing Stroopwafels best position 16
- Telegraph Road – Dire Straits best position 19
Neighbours in the 2025 list
In 2025, this song was at position 1042. Never Be Clever (Herman Brood & His Wild Romance) was at position 1041, one place higher; Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic (The Police) was at position 1043, one place lower.
Frequently asked questions
How often was Real Men by Joe Jackson in the Top 2000?
Real Men was on the list in 26 of the 27 editions (1999 to 2025), first in 2000 and most recently in 2025.
What is the highest position of Real Men in the Top 2000?
The highest chart entry was position 247 in 2003.
How high was Real Men in the 2025 Top 2000?
At position 1042.
