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Never Be Clever

Herman Brood & His Wild Romance

Never Be Clever by Herman Brood & His Wild Romance (released in 1979) appeared in 27 of the 27 editions of the NPO Radio 2 Top 2000. Its highest chart entry was position 631 in 2002. The song first appeared on the list in 1999 and is still on it in 2025.

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27editions on the list
631highest position
2002in edition
1999first edition

Chart history

16501300199920042009201420192025

All positions by edition

EditionPosition
20251041
2024895
2023828
2022772
2021697
2020660
2019721
2018652
2017689
2016693
2015706
2014776
2013703
2012769
2011713
2010903
2009818
2008891
20071243
2006873
2005901
2004707
2003970
2002631
2001668
20001039
1999744

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How the song fared

On average, Never Be Clever was at position 803.8 in the 27 editions in which it was on the list. Its lowest chart entry was position 1243 in 2007. It reached the top 10 0 times and the top 100 0 times. The longest consecutive run was 27 editions (up to and including 2025). The biggest rise came in 2001: from position 1039 to position 668 (+371). The biggest fall came in 2007: from position 873 to position 1243 (-370). In 2025, the song was at position 1041 (in 2024: position 895).

Compared with all songs

In total, 4,925 different songs have appeared in the Top 2000. With 27 editions, this song shares that score with 530 other songs, and no songs were on the list in more editions. There are 1,708 songs that have ever ranked higher than position 631.

Also released in 1979

134 other songs from 1979 are in the Top 2000. The highest chart entries:

Neighbours in the 2025 list

In 2025, this song was at position 1041. Lyin' Eyes (Eagles) was at position 1040, one place higher; Real Men (Joe Jackson) was at position 1042, one place lower.

Frequently asked questions

How often was Never Be Clever by Herman Brood & His Wild Romance in the Top 2000?

Never Be Clever was on the list in 27 of the 27 editions (1999 to 2025), first in 1999 and most recently in 2025.

What is the highest position of Never Be Clever in the Top 2000?

The highest chart entry was position 631 in 2002.

How high was Never Be Clever in the 2025 Top 2000?

At position 1041.

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The Top 2000

The Top 2000 is an annual listener chart from NPO Radio 2: the 2000 favourite songs of the listeners, broadcast between Christmas and New Year, from number 2000 to number 1. In 2026 it is the 28th edition.

How is the list put together?

Listeners vote in advance for their favourite songs. NPO Radio 2 counts the votes and turns them into the list. In 1999 you still voted with a coupon from the free newspaper Spits; now you do it via the NPO Radio 2 website.

How did it start?

Radio 2 came up with the list around the turn of the millennium and originally meant it as a one-off. It became so popular that it returned in 2000, and every year after that. More about this on the History page.

The broadcast

Since 2010 the broadcast has come from the Top 2000 Café at the Netherlands Institute for Sound and Vision (Beeld en Geluid) in Hilversum. In 2025 the broadcast lasted 168 hours, with number 1 just before midnight on 31 December. Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen was number 1 in 22 editions.

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Under the Top 2000 results is the Basement League: artists and songs that never made the Top 2000, labelled Never charted. An artist from it has their own card with all songs by year of release. If an artist is also in the Top 2000, you see the Basement League songs under their regular card. If you only want the Top 2000, untick Also Basement League above the results.

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What have I done?

  • All editions from 1999 to 2025 combined: 27 lists of 2000 positions each.
  • The top 100 of every edition compared position by position with other sources. No real discrepancies were found, only spelling variants of titles.
  • Facts and records calculated from that data, and news facts looked up, always with a source.

Where does the data come from?

  • The lists themselves come from the Excel database by Erwin Groenhof (top2000database.wordpress.com). The original source is NPO Radio 2.
  • Checked against: top2000nl.com, Wikipedia, Ziggo and news reports.
  • Photos only come from Wikimedia Commons, with the creator's name and licence included.
  • The Basement League (artists and songs that never made the Top 2000) comes from MusicBrainz and Wikidata (both free to use) and Wikipedia. That data is maintained by volunteers and may be incomplete or inaccurate.

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The lists are stored in a SQLite database; the pages themselves are generated statically with Jekyll. For the near-live section, my own collector checks what NPO Radio 2 is playing every 30 seconds and matches it to the position in the list. It is the same technique as on the radio page.

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